A photorealistic close-up portrait of a white cockatoo featuring a highly unusual, human-like blonde comb-over hairstyle swept to the side. The bird has pristine white feathers with subtle yellow tinting around the face and neck, a dark grey beak, and a sharp, clear dark eye. The lighting is soft and natural, highlighting the fine details of the feathers and the surreal, wispy texture of the blonde hair. The background is a soft, out-of-focus natural environment with muted greens and greys, creating a shallow depth of field that keeps the focus entirely on the bird's humorous appearance.